June 17, 2013

The Outcast and the Butterfly

Clearly Isabella isn’t the outcast, so that leaves me to fill in that role. I don’t have a whole lot in common with most moms my age. Most of them are into a completely different parenting role and we just aren’t compatible as close friends. Today (other than Johnny) it’s one of the guys from the office that I’ve had the most real and engaging conversations with, yet when I go for lunch with a group of them, I keep my mouth shut and am just the awkward one who just sits there eating quietly. I really feel like I haven’t got much to contribute the conversation and my fear of saying stupid comes out. I know this is probably counter-productive as I really do want those close friends; I’m just not sure how to make that happen. 

Do they have socialization classes for adults? I’d throw money at that in a heartbeat! 

June 04, 2013

10 ways you know you're the mom of a girl.

1. You can change Barbie's clothes with a blind fold on.
2. You have an unhealthy attraction to animated princes.
3. You aren't the only one screaming because there is a bee in the house.
4. There is a random Barbie accessory in your purse right now.
5. You have a preference on pretend tea party attendees.
6. You are commonly referred to as the queen or the wicked step-mother.
7. You can watch "Dance moms" and say to yourself: I get that.
8. You've uttered the words "Get that dress off the dog."
9. You find yourself hoping she grows faster so you have someone to watch chick flicks with.
10. Right from the moment you laid eyes on her you knew you had a princess.