1 cup of laziness "I
don't know you figure it out"
2 cups of lies "you sing
beautifully, keep it up"
1/2 cup of empty threats "every bite on that plate or Santa takes back his gifts"
3/4 cup of sarcasm "you're
right, you know everything -4 isn't too cold for a skirt, go for it"
Another 1/2 cup of laziness "I'm watching my show, you sound the letters out"
1 cup of fake sympathy "are
you okay? you know after you fell during a jump from one couch to the other"
3 tbsp of forced affection "they cut me open for you, I want a hug damn it"
2 tbsp of giving in "5
more minutes then it's definitely bedtime"
3 tsp of repetition "stop
grabbing his collar... Stop grabbing his collar"
1 tsp of giving up "hey
she's finally out... Wink wink." "I'm tired now." "yeah me
too"
And pinch of acceptance "my house looks like we resurrected a mammoth and let him roam around in
here... Cool"
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